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Crusade against the blues
The crusades have been castigated as a time of peril, plague, famine, and to some degree, hardship. Those beliefs are unfounded and I can shed some light (light-hearted, that is) comedy on an otherwise bleak and misguided period of fanatical bloodletting.
So, two knights are roaming the desert in search of the fabled city of Antioch, where they are either meeting up with their Crusader buddies or to siege. They come across a shepard, and ask him "Thou knowth where thoth city of Antioch be?" "Milord, I know of which you spake, it is thusly"
And the shepard guided the crusaders towards the horizon.
They eventually come across a small convent in the middle of the desert, no city to be found behind the vast horizon.
"Here we are, milords" The lead knight, noticibly perturbed, unsheathes his broadsword and exclaims "Thou hast forsaken us, thine vile serpent of Hades! Zounds, I dispatch you to join your master in the eternal hellfire from whence you came!"
"Whatever do you mean? I have fulfilled my duty, I have brought you to see my Auntie Oche. Its her birthday!"
Needless to say, the knights fulfilled their oath, smiting all of the inhabitants of the convent and mounting the shepards head on a pike.
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Tattoo
So now the site has epidermal sponsorship.
The tattoo was drawn by Alexis, SixelArts.com
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Dave Koy is a terrible person
he is the flavor of the month for comedians on comedy central, but regardless, he made a joke regarding how rude french people are, he asked some random people on the streets of Paris if they knew where the Eiffel Tower was; and they didn't answer. How Rude. Honestly, if he looked up, it would be plainly visible. I'm sure there is a French Comedian washing over all of American people as braindead hicks based on his experience with this one person, "they are so retarded, they need directions to find the Eiffel Tower, in spite of being two blocks away from it."
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I feel duped
from the rest of the world, based on a simple premise:
James Caan = sucks
Michael Caine = dude, intense!
yep, Caan, or as he prefers to be called, James Charlatan, is a complete faggot. I hate him. My hate can only be measured as an inverse relationship for my appreciation for Michael Caine. His multi-facetted roles and general coolness derived from NOT being a shitty actor (a.k.a James Caan) bring me joy.
So, to summarize,
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Steril
reiterating that Steril sounds exactly like Nine Inch Nails.
Exhibit A: Underneath the Skin.
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