You know, i'm not one to waste food. I've eaten out of dumpsters before. I ate my roomates eggs a couple weeks ago, and in an effort to make restitution, I bought a dozen free-range organic eggs. However, my apettite, which is suprisingly light, and his retribution, also surpisingly light left the eggs practically untouched. I was worried about the expiration date of the eggs for this reason. They have 'best used before July 14th', which gave me the incentive to eat nothing but eggs for the entire week. Well, I ate 6 of them, which i consiter a feat!
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Six? I could have easily eaten them all in a couple days. If I still ate eggs.