There are a lot of ideas that trickled through my head throughout the last few months. Since the initial mission statement of this site is to "bore audience with minutia", I felt like I have failed. Alas, I felt like i have been reborn in a way.

For one, the term gay agenda gets thrown around a lot. I think its funny, because its typically cited by parties that wish to pursue their own agenda. I also realized that unless its surrounded by myriad homophobic rhetoric, it doesn't necessarily mean that its a "homosexual" agenda, but rather, "gay" would be the colloquial "stupid"/"dumb", etc.

"Man, since the first day in office, George Bush had a gay agenda to invade Iraq."

Anyway, onto my next topic, which is certainly a 180° turn in the other direction. So hopefully the *HR* tag can aliviate that.

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I don't like to talk about my love-life in this page, there are several reasons which are self-evident, so i wont get into that; besides, I'll leave that work to myspace and livejournal, or they'd sue me for copyright infringement. Article III section 4 of the social networking charter states:

And none shalt be allowed to lament, wax, fawn, or tirade in the matters of the romantic, erotic, psychotic, obsessive endevours unless broadcasting between no more than entire fucking world and no less than a friends list (or equivalent) thus looking like a god-damn prick.

However. Its worth mentioning that I found a $girl I feel real strongly about. I met $girl at the past Black Sun Festival (IV). Now, its only been three weeks, but without delving too deep, they've been amazing. So, we spent this past entire weekend together, we explored some landmarks in Boston on Saturday: MFA, Newbury St, Prudential Center, etc.

Now, the Prudential Center has a mall on the first floor, and $girl was trying to hunt for a new nose-ring. For those unfamiliar with boston, its also the penultimate*-sized building in the city and it has an observation deck on the penultimate* floor that overlooks the entire city.

So, I coax $girl to follow me to the observation deck; not easy since she has vertigo related to 9/11. Once there, I asked $girl to be my GIRL_FRIEND and $girl said "Yes", or in other words:

define('GIRL_FRIEND',$girl);

so, GIRL_FRIEND && I had a blast for the rest of the weekend.

Pretty rad, not to mention, i can see the Prudential Center from my apartment in Cambridge. So, whenever this->look(Prudential->getSettings('center')); This->think(GIRL_FRIEND); This is getting old..

But, for the sake of the social-networking cartel, that was only an anecdote absolutely essential in proporting my main point: A programming joke.

For the non-programmers, GIRL_FRIEND is a constant whereas $girl is a variable. $girl can be reassigned whenever I see some sexy integers and strings, it can even be removed. But a constant (GIRL_FRIEND) is much more finite.


*Penultimate is such a specialized word that its rarely ever used, but there were two opportunities to use it in a row, so i went for it.

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