the other day, someone said "There's northern virginia and then there's the real virginia". At first i assumed she meant "West". It turns out she was cogent. Video

So, a rift has formed in Virginia, a war between the state, brother against brother, man against man, North against South.

Well the southern folk shouldn't be running their collective cotton-pickin mouth, because the Army of Nothern Virginia was the forefront of the confederate army. This time, instead of fighting for the South, "Stonewall" Jackson and Longstreet are fighting for the North. In the same case, since South Virginia is "real" Virginia, it'd be apt to call it Yankee Virginia.

Whatever the case. Billy Yank will only be able muster a rag-tag band of militia by the time the Army of Northern Virginia: armed with professional soldiers, brilliant leaders and mussel-loading muskets) drives their Tory Gentleman-farmer ascots to Yorktown.

Under the leadership of Lee, this victory is assured, and with it comes dire consequences: the Secession of Virginia from the Union. This may convince other states to do the same, most notably Alaska, which with executive support, is palling around with Quebec-styled independence.

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