I dont know if raunchiness sells as well as sex/drugs/violence. I know this because Emeril, the endearing pimp/smack-pusher/gun-runner, has tons of bling. Last weekend, when I was purchasing some Rocket-Propelled Grenades he requisitioned from some Angolian mercenaries, I casually asked him "Hey, I got an idea for a raunchy cartoon", his answer was kurt and to the point "That idea's stupid. You're stupid. Are you going to buy these?".
"That idea's stupid." from a fiscal genius. I wasn't going to doubt him. When I told him about how I got an extended warrenty for my iPod shuffle, he punched me in the face. I blacked out. When I came to, the iPod, along with the warrenty reciet, was missing. Oh, that wacky Emeril.
Adult swim and Comedy Central sprung for some cheap shows over the last couple years. They both operated under the principle: "How can we prefabricate a line of abysmal shows that will all be gunning for a position among cult-fanboys?" I suppose the success of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Sealab 2021 gave them the idea that they could emulate the South African diamond trade. That, or it's analogous to the soviet infantry charges of the Great Patriotic War (WW2). I'm going with the latter.
I decided to compile a list of the worst cartoons. Not just because they're cheaply made like _______, but because they're gross. Apparently they grossly misinterpretted funny for raunchy, and well. it sucks. The reason I made a list is because they are the most cost-effective entries to make, adhering to the theory that time is money.
5. South Park
Since Laibach, most industrial music has a martial edge to it. It is typical to hear a song that uses militant imagery.
Bands like Suicide Commando, Funker Vogt, Feindflug and Panzer AG have martial nominclature equal to thier composition. Although, Dunkelwerk (dark work) doesnt have a name like Grenadier, his music is promoted to the highest rank of this motif.
Most pugelistic electro-industrial has ambiguous imagry, like Funker Vogt. Take Funker Vogt - Prisoners of War, for instance. The song is about a nondescript peoples who are locked in an endless recursive loop of war.
The imagry of Dunkelwerk is literal. It is fought directly on the battlefields of World War 2. Songs like 'Der Sechte Armiee' and 'Dresden', are about the Battle of Stalingrad and the Dresden Firestorm, respectively.
A while back I mentioned that one of the goals of this website , among bragging about my hot-dog eating record, was to document my work (a work log). This entry adds a twist to that endevour.
Last monday I started my new job at Surf Merchants, on Tremont St, Boston. They, or since monday, we design Survey Software. I'm pretty excited.
My buddy, Dav, has been working there for a couple months now. He briefly mentioned that they still had an opening for a PHP-MySQL Developer. An hour later, I sent them my hastily written resume. I didn't even get a chance to spell-check it.
On my initial in-person interview with the management, there was an item on my resume that thier eyes were anchored to. Note that I didnt remember writing, nor re-read, nor proof-read my resume. This interview was the first time I saw my resume in two weeks. The item was under my honours/awards, It was 'Most Hotdogs Eaten in Four Minutes'
Dave and I have been co-workers back when I worked at Genevate. I got him that web-application development position; well, recommended him.
So, some karmac interferance was at work. Same basic principle as this.
To ease my over-anxious mind, this was actually the first position I've applied for since Genevate, more than two years ago. So, its 1:1 application:employment.
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